My ASS

The biggest ass

Jasper your dick is to big in My ASS

by RAZGEE December 10, 2018

My Song

She won't tell me lies
She want to see me smile, yeah
Every time you let it show
I didn't want to know
By the time I had lost my soul
You had to go
She come, in disguise
I want to say goodbye, yeah
Every time I let it show
You didn't want to know
By the time I had lost my soul
You had to go
You had to go
Love's strong, mine gone
Still have the time to sing my song
Love's strong, mine gone
Still have the time to sing my song
Still have the time to sing my song
Still have the time to sing my song

She got her own way
Same as yesterday, yeah
Every time you let it show
I didn't want to know
By the time I had sold my soul
You had to go
You had to go
Love's strong, mine gone
Still have the time to sing my song
Still have the time to sing my song
Love's strong, mine gone
Still have the time to sing my song
Still have the time to sing my song
Still not a crime to sing my song

by Death Menace September 22, 2022

My ass

My ass is fat cause I'm a fat ass

Friend: your a fatass. My ass

by Zion Boi July 6, 2019

Smell My Fingers

A phrase used by people (mostly male) after fingering a female, due to the "pleasant" oder the vagina leaves on the fingers.

However, most people who use this joke haven't actually gotten any, and are saying it to be funny or insulting, or are bragging about it. Best when used towards friends about people they're close to.

Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, you know your sister, Bella?"
Timmy: "Of course, what about her?"
Jimmy: " Smell my fingers ;) "

Ben: "So me and that hot co-worker Jenna went out to lunch somewhere private"
Mickey: "So?"
Ben: " Smell My Fingers "

Mickey: "Score!"

by TrainedSavior June 29, 2011

Happy In My Heart

1. Extremely content; overjoyed; ecstatic; 'bubbling over.'

2. A deep-down jubilance.

3. As happy as one can get.

"That makes me 'happy in my heart.'" Amber said, when finding out that Joshua DID make it to the bar she recommended.

by jdillpickle May 15, 2007

textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009