Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

simp

a person who worships or cares for a person more then they maybe should. being a simp should NOT be considered an insult.

“hey did you see that guy?? he was such a simp for that girl”

by covyn November 30, 2020

Simp

People named Martin are simps.

« yo bro Martin is a simp»

by Brøther brø November 5, 2020

Simp

A Twitch streamer named Fedmyster.

Fed is a simp

by Ronaldodonaldo April 15, 2020

Simp

The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.

George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.

Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?

Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!

Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.

by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020

simps and sluts for snyder

Simps and Sluts for Snyder is a group of 3 girls that have no filter and like to have fun. They don’t care what people think and they can pull any guy they want.

WOW! Simps and Sluts for Snyder are so cool! I wish I was in their group!

by kittygrace December 29, 2021

Simp

When you’ll do anything for somebody that you love<3. And let them do whatever to you ;)). I am a simp for John B, JJ maybank, Cameron Murray, Ceaser from On my Block and that’s pretty much it ;))

Damn I simp for him 😩

by Ella the simp September 29, 2021