Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
by Sallysuewho December 05, 2017
(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 12, 2017
by Qwwwwwwwwwwwwwwppp March 29, 2022
A coffee cake is usually used by thirsty douche bags when they see a women with a nice butt. They would disrespect her by yelling "Coffee Cake Ass!!" Your butt brings the douche bags to the yard.
Ina: Dam girl you got a coffee cake ass!!
Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!
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Jake: Bring that CCA over here girl!!
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by kys.kms April 03, 2016
1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.
Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.
I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
by EBinPDX December 02, 2014
noun• exactly like how it sounds.
An alternative to saying a girl has a big butt. Almost like “junk in the trunk”, but modernized.
An alternative to saying a girl has a big butt. Almost like “junk in the trunk”, but modernized.
by BigTasty10 December 06, 2017
to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review
It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."
*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."
*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019