Dumb cake

A dumb cake is a person who is extraordinarily dumb and quite possibly blind as the fuckin coronavirus bat. The person is considered a weakling but is delusional that he/she is a queen.

Sainyam : You're a dumb cake
Bani : I am! please don't tell anyone

by Eddy Elwin April 12, 2020

the cake is a lier

that cake said there was glados to eat

cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha

by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020

Cake

yummmy ass

mmm gimme a taste of that cake

by dragon fairy April 17, 2020

cake girl

the thickest gorl in da school, she will make ur dick hard!! :/

"ayy bro i would smash cake girl" -Amy Poller

by maccpapi8000 February 12, 2020

Cake

Noun/Adjective: A slang word you can use to talk about someone's ass; thicc; butt

Guy 1: "Don't look but that girl got some nice cake"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, she do be looking kinda thicc"

*hoey video/picture comment section*
Person: "It's not my birthday but thanks for the cake (insert cake emoji)

by ElYeeter February 18, 2020

The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.

I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!

by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020

Cake

Someone with a big, bubble butt.

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"

by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020