Bean

A derogatory term used as an insult toward a person who is acting idiotic, oblivious, and/or like an airhead . Derived from the illustrious and comedic works of Mr. Bean , a bean is used to compare such actions.

Friend: yo now that I've graduated highschool I can't wait to flex my diploma

You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet

Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?

You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN

( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)

by Holo Smoko June 6, 2017

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

by mh3bean October 16, 2013

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

Bean dip

Shirin

That bean dip looks good

by zzaassaazz March 22, 2025

Beans

Cool beans but shortened for convenience.

Person 1: “Yes, I can go out with you that day.”
Person 2: “Oh, beans.”

by Peri the Platypus November 25, 2019

Bean Body

creatures from the planet of Nahfalafagus

“A bean body is living on the planet called nahfalafagus”

by I LOVE MORIAH September 26, 2023

Bean

A nick-name for someone who is called Ben as all you do is add an a

Bean quick! Get the gun!!

by Suc ur mom December 22, 2019