Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.

"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

No anal april

u can not do anal in April

it’s no anal april tomorrow

by Mingeasher69 March 22, 2021

regurgitated anal butt vapor

recycled fart.

You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor

by htx.sealeaf May 22, 2018

Anal Breeze

A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.

I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.

by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019

Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.

Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?

by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019