Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

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Anallely

Anallely is a girl of many aspersions, she is a dedicated and strong women. Anallely is seen as someone who could and will brighten a day with a simple smile. She is selfless and caring towards others while not focusing on herself. She is not one to give up in any situation because she is dedicated and committed to any task in front of her. The only thing that does hurt her is her lack of ability to love and take care of herself. She might rely on others to help her in this category. Overall, she is sweet, caring, and most of all strong in any fast-set you can think of. You will never catch her slacking on any job. Make sure to find a Anallely and make her your friend because you won’t ever regret that decision.

Woah, that is one short stack if I’ve ever seen one

The girl that smiles back, short stack (Anallely)

by That cool stud August 20, 2022

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Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020

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Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.

Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.

by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020

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