Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Cosy anal sex

Enjoyable for , who do not like hard sex or fisting .

Rose and Jack did some cosy anal sex. Before titanic hit the iceberg

by Outspoken35 October 14, 2025

Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022

anal white bright

When you get your ass hole bleached and spread your butt cheeks apart. Kinda looks like a sun shining white and bright.

Dude I have an anal white bright now!

by Melaiden January 24, 2017

pant anal

When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric

Sorry mate, I have to go home and change me trousers, Jordan just gave me a pant anal in the men’s bathroom

by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023

Anal Gangster

a member of the greatest squad of cod players ever assembled

Yo have you seen penetration by the anal gangsters? yea me neither, infrah wont finish the fucking tage

by meatyanker44 March 19, 2021

Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.

" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".

by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021