Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him

"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"

by wacklers April 2, 2015

Dirty Clicquot

When you poop on someone's outerwear.

Last night she Dirty Clicquot'd on my jacket.

by Dirtyclicquot July 14, 2015

Dirty Cannonball

When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.

My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.

by SaloGraf August 15, 2016

Dirty Curmudgeon

Used to describe a unworthy, unclean, disgustingly irritating and socially distant person. Usually riff raff of society....

I thought she was my kind of girl until i met her old boyfriend! Wow what a Dirty Curmudgeon he was!

by SOB5150 August 29, 2016

Dirty Snoopy

N. The act of lying on one's back in existential angst, like Snoopy on his doghouse, then rubbing one out with projectile force and catching the load, package if you will, in your mouth. Also known as the perverted blizzard.

Bill: I had the worst blue balls after my date with Lucy, so I did the Dirty Snoopy.
Linus: Damn, that's nasty.
Bill: Only if you swallow.

by Doc Guitar September 3, 2016

Dirty Pipper

Dirty Hoe. Dirty Skank. Bitch

Brandon: You're acting like a Dirty Pipper
Jasmine: You did not just call me a dirty hoe.

by Yourbestfruend October 7, 2016

dirty webster

The act of eating out a chick and blowing a vape cloud into her until it comes out of her asshole.

Sally's friends were amazed when she came out of the bedroom with a smoking asshole and when asked she said he gave me a dirty Webster.

by strawberrymilker October 12, 2016