An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
by LilSwagga November 9, 2009
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Fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, The New York Yankees, members of Red Sox Nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.
Philistines by nature, Sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the Yankees suck.
Longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego's.
* Mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.
Fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, The New York Yankees, members of Red Sox Nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.
Philistines by nature, Sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the Yankees suck.
Longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego's.
* Mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.
by Son of Abraham August 10, 2009
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Get the Red Tag Sale mug.The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.
Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
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