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99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
by LilSwagga November 9, 2009
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Red Sox Nation

Racist high school dropout fan base called 'The Nation' consisting of ugly, pale, red-headed women and children with disturbingly boorish accents.

Fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, The New York Yankees, members of Red Sox Nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.

Philistines by nature, Sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the Yankees suck.

Longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego's.

* Mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.
Red Sox Nation i.e. In the company of losers.
by Son of Abraham August 10, 2009
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spicy red dragon

Spicy Red Dragon is the act of a woman giving a man a hand job, and before the moment of ejaculation. The woman strikes a match, and holds it under the mans testacles.
"Dude, do you see that girl Taylor?"
"Yeah I heard she gives a nasty spicy red dragon."
by fvckdaat April 23, 2014
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Red Hot Shishkabob

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?
by Andy K May 11, 2004
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Red Tag Sale

When the whore on the corner is on her period and her stuff is half off
I had pedophile cash on friday so I went downtown looking for a red tag sale.
by Brian\Jason May 20, 2004
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Roger Red Hat

The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.
Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
by A Fat Pasty January 10, 2008
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Three red lights

The Xbox360's equivelent of the Blue Screen of Death. Basically, your 360 is fucked.
"I just got the Three Red Lights!

AGAIN!

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! YOU SUCK!"
by Micellaneous Man September 23, 2008
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