mr porter

The most amazing science teacher you will ever get, he is very cool and loves Star Wars, if you ever have a teacher named mr porter, treat him with the most respect and never disobey him

Student: we have me porter as our teacher
Other student: YESSSS LETS GO, WE GOT THE BEST TEACHER EVER

Mr porter is the best teacher a person can have

by Crimson212 November 28, 2018

Mr. McWheels

That guy at your school, in your locker room or that one random kid who always has mad wheeeels and always has his rims in mint condish.

Important side note: none of his his wheeels are dusty, all Gems and/or Dimes

hockey players, Mr. McWheels

by smartguy69 March 31, 2011

Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

To run a train (or in Mr. Rogers case, a trolley) on a girl, preferably a neighbor, then change back into your clothes real fast and bounce out the door like Mr. Rogers.

Me and my friends totally just did a Mr. Rogers Neighborhood on that girl.

Look, that's the girl that got the ol' Mr. Rogers neighborhood treatment.

by Jason Cass July 5, 2008

Mr. Mushroom Head

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

Mr Whippy 99er

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).

as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"

by epicwin ...or is it October 14, 2009

at home to Mr Floppy

Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.

"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

Mr. Happy Pants

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

by CrystalB85 March 20, 2007