Angry Monkey

When a man has been deprived of sex for so long, that he starts throw sperm and shit at you. Comparable to a unsexed lab monkey in a cage.

Hey what's that on your face? Oh that? Sperm, I had a headache last night so my man threw it at me like an angry monkey after jerking off.

by Nash-t February 7, 2014

Gun Monkey

A term used to describe a worker that the boss really hates. Essentially a monkey they want to rid themselves of, hence the gun. Related to the cardfightback response.

He is a gun monkey. I want him gun monkeyed.

by Cardfightback February 11, 2014

monkey palm

When a men rubs his hand all over his junk vigorously, then proceeds to grabbing someone face (preferably his girl) after they have done something wrong, question them or refuse to obey them.

Me: Hey Reece your girl really embarrassed you last night!
Reece: I know, that why I gave her the monkey palm when we got home.

by Slip N Slide Joe March 15, 2014

She-Monkey

A she-monkey (muhou, 母猴） is a female monkey. Usually she-monkeys end up having offspring, and their "motherly love" (mu'ai, 母爱）is very "great" (weida, 伟大).

Ugh, you're such a she-monkey sometimes

by emjarami October 18, 2014

Shit a monkey

The only thing that sounds more painful than childbirth, getting hit in the nuts, or even death.

"Shit a monkey!"
"Dude that sounds incredibly painful"
"How painful?"
"More painful than getting hit in the nuts."
"Wow that is painful"

by It's Bieber Bitch! January 24, 2015

Monkey Swing

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.

I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

by The T.V Dinner May 22, 2015

lap monkey

A small person with little man with a larger than life ego.
One who looks down on others for their own personal gain

My boss is such a lap monkey, trying to look big in front of his peers, don't be an rj?

by shuler1 July 7, 2016