Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."
by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017

When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.
by Nightstrife1282 December 18, 2024

The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.
by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025

when you fart into a dip spitter and close the lid real quick. When your friend opens the bottle to spit in it he/she gets the full effect of Mexican Laughy Gas
Scissorhands needed to spit so bad so i gave him the bottle on the floor, bad for him it had Mexican Laughy Gas inside
by Jersey Wave March 29, 2010

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

After a woman performes a Dirty Sanchez on a male, the same male then takes his index finger and gets as much of the feces on his finger as possible with one swift swipe of the finger and then in one calm and quick movement puts that same finger into the girls anus as he does her from behind.
Instead of keeping it simple, Brad tried to impress Stacy with how quickly he could transition from a Dirty Sanchez to a Mexican Stingray. Stacy was very surprised.
by HuckleStash March 12, 2018

A body or facial expression (movement) done by Hispanic individuals to express doubt, unfamiliarity, unawareness and/or inexperience in situations where simply ‘shrugging’ your shoulders is an acceptable response. This is frustrating to different cultures (mainly American) because simple body movements, don’t answer all of life’s woes.
by Adub310 June 3, 2018
