pissy pool eye

When you think you’ve swam in a pool with too much chlorine. But it’s really piss.

Dude my eyes hurt from the pool. I had them open all day. No brah, that was piss. And now you’ve got Pissy Pool Eye.

by Eldoutaawww May 1, 2018

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

Crimson Eye Patch

When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.

I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.

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by Cadella May 18, 2011

Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

Brown eye guy

A guy who really enjoys a good look up close at the Mysterious brown eyed monster

Mark is totally a brown eye guy!

I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.

by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013

domestic side eye

when layla says something down

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023