chocolate

To pick a person’s anus directly after they have pooped.

“I totally got a chocolate surprise!”

by squidiana September 4, 2021

Chocolate Chip

When a driblet of cum makes it way from the anus to the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

I heard each one of the Goetz boys is a chocolate chip.

by DecorationDays September 7, 2021

Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.

Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected

Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?

by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021

Chocolate Churro

When a female shits in a mans mouth while he is eating her ass

Damn bro I ate Melissa out and she Chocolate Churro’d

by GloppinBoop September 10, 2021

chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.

Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe

by rev.swim September 11, 2021

chocolatecoveredsmegmacupcake

where you put all your crusty smegma on a blackmans cock and eat all of it

i want a chocolatecoveredsmegmacupcake

by bigdaddy46CR September 16, 2021