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having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
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One Game Wonder

Someone who plays a game online once and does very well, but the next game can't play for shit.Commonly found on COD 4
Person A: Man i just kicked so much ass in last round!(Person A goes on to be 0 and 35)
Person B: Fucking one game wonder....
by narcisist March 11, 2009
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rip to a real one

An expression of acknowledgement and respect to someone or something, especially after a loss. In its most serious context it can reference a real dead person, but is used more often in trivial matters such as when a favorite restaurant closes down.
Etymology consists of RIP, an acronym/initialism of Rest In Peace, and real one, someone or something that is great or significant.
Person 1: Did you hear that the pub closed down?
Person 2: Nooo, their Irish nachos were the bomb! Rip to a real one.
by lipidking June 15, 2022
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no one likes you

When someone is being really gay, this is what one would say to get them to STFU, mostly. It also is commonly used sarcastically.
On the flip side, the opposite can also be used, usually sarcastically.
by jack tiggs January 3, 2011
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ones and fives

What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.

The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.
1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.

2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.
by Another guy stuck in Lodi April 26, 2004
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one fell swoop

means: All at once. It may refer to the swooping of a predatory bird, with the indication that there was a cessation of life in the prey because of the word 'fell' which is seldom used except in the context of (that tree was felled some time ago)
by PaulMilo January 17, 2008
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one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.
I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression
by jenna horan April 16, 2014
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