A tall 6 foot guy who plays football, squats 365 and never fails to make you laugh. He will care for a girl with all of his heart and never give up on her. He has a mullet and hates cliff, cliff cant fucking lift correctly.
by Jim Steiner August 13, 2021

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

by CorbyCorbett June 19, 2014

by Honeymeister Hoona Chickey August 27, 2016

This is actually Benji, and some things about him is that he's VERY gay and is an and dad. He also owns a snake named Milo. S C R E W. ISFP. SAGITTARIUS. life goal: Get 0% on the rice purity. Ray ;). GAY.
Person 1: Who's Benji?
Person 2: He's Oopsy bear but gay and has an ant obsession
Person 1: Ohhh, I know him! He's pretty cool! :) How do YOU know him!?
Person 2: Under a bridge on ice-
Person 2: He's Oopsy bear but gay and has an ant obsession
Person 1: Ohhh, I know him! He's pretty cool! :) How do YOU know him!?
Person 2: Under a bridge on ice-
by Maryssa Gusan November 20, 2021

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

another way of saying sex in the company of friends who know his phrase, making it harder for a teacher to understand your perverted jokes. This phrase is not connected to a bear, since this is a generict heterosexual or homosexual phrase.
by fakjbf February 19, 2011
