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Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.
Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp
by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020
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Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rorys goon cave
"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"

"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025
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Bryce N’ Beans

A cool indie-soft rock band from Tampa, Florida. They’re underrated but super good. Insanely attractive musicians with great music. Elijah on keys and harmonies, Gavin on bass, Justin on sax, Will on drums, and Max with guitar and lead vocals. Bryce is just the manager.
Stephanie: “OMG IS THAT BRYCE N’ BEANS?”
Rachel: “oh yeah they chill or whateva
by Alana Warbang November 21, 2023
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Bean trade

When you want a "Bean trade" with another guy that means you want to have annal sex
Bob: Hey Greg you want to do a Bean trade
Greg: Sure man, you want to do it at my house?
Bob: Fuck yeah I do
by RaellySomagoVal March 28, 2024
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Beans

The ideal British Dish, Topped with crisps and mustard
"Dude I can't afford Anything other styrofoam bowls and beans. Ok back to our league of legends sponsor"
by KomodoHydra June 1, 2021
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Koshi Bean

Another word for vagina Used by Women in south Louisiana.
Always powder your koshi bean”
by Littlefreckle November 21, 2021
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small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.
The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.
by the riverside June 19, 2025
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