doing all the practice midterms and being confident going into the exam only to have your hopes and dreams crushed by gamma distribution and empirical standard deviation
by Kwandou April 12, 2022

by Aurelia 2.0 April 10, 2021

When you got no legs and a big ass nose. And some asshole called the cum wizard steals your Moolah/moulah/mola
by Ostmannen March 6, 2023

by Pawgeye July 28, 2022

A surge of emotional- or opinionated outpouring from a female who's just been sexually stimulated. A clit moment will occur disproportionately often after high levels of sexual satisfaction - multiple orgasms, etc.
A clit moment often includes political ranting and re-explaining of somewhat trivial topics from an uncharacteristically feministic viewpoint.
A clit moment rarely lasts longer than 30 minutes, but is most often 2-4 minutes in duration. Conversations and ideas sparked during clit moments can last years though.
Closely related terms are: womensplaining, femirant, girl power moment.
It compares relatively well as a positively charged counterpart to the male syndrome of "post nut depression" - here instead of feelings of emptiness and depression, the woman gains
a great spurt of self confidence.
A clit moment often includes political ranting and re-explaining of somewhat trivial topics from an uncharacteristically feministic viewpoint.
A clit moment rarely lasts longer than 30 minutes, but is most often 2-4 minutes in duration. Conversations and ideas sparked during clit moments can last years though.
Closely related terms are: womensplaining, femirant, girl power moment.
It compares relatively well as a positively charged counterpart to the male syndrome of "post nut depression" - here instead of feelings of emptiness and depression, the woman gains
a great spurt of self confidence.
"ah that was so good"
"Yeah it was great, thank you for that"
"You know every woman should be able to feel like this. It's unfair that our culture is just rooted towards women having no grasp of their own sexuality and being used as sex vessels for mens perverse schemes. You shouldn't have to wear make up or dress nice ever as a woman."
"Dear, i think you're having a *clit moment*"
"Yeah it was great, thank you for that"
"You know every woman should be able to feel like this. It's unfair that our culture is just rooted towards women having no grasp of their own sexuality and being used as sex vessels for mens perverse schemes. You shouldn't have to wear make up or dress nice ever as a woman."
"Dear, i think you're having a *clit moment*"
by BigRock490 February 7, 2022

“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”
“that’s such a max moment”
by groupchatname October 10, 2023

When someone gives a take or opinion so ridiculously bad or wrong that it has to given its own classification
by jonav May 13, 2022
