monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012

monkey nub

A particularly bony and protruding tailbone

Her monkey nub poked him in the hip when they spooned.

by randomhuman999 September 14, 2012

Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing

We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.

by smarteepants May 10, 2012

Monkey Day

The day everyone goes back to work like evolved monkey's.
Monkey Day.

Hey come on Mon, its Monkey Day; we have to get off the floor and go find beefle

by MunsterBriPastry June 3, 2013

Monkey on, Honey

A term that is used to tell someone to keep on doing what they're doing, because there are no judgements here.

Girl: Man, I'm such a slut, I've been with 5 guys in the last week. But, I've been having soo much fun!
Girl 2: Hey, Monkey on, Honey. I think you're fine just the way you are.

by MonkeyOnHoney November 24, 2013

Monkey Spot

The patch of hair that grows just below the neck, but above the collar line.

I'd never seen Jimmy in a tank-top before, but holy crap, his monkey spot needs some work!

When John leaned back in the chair, his collar slid down in the back, and all his monkey spot fell out. I about puked.

by Veedubklown September 1, 2014

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.

by Sexydimma April 14, 2015