cheese murgered

Basically getting stabbed up by a burger

My nan got fucking cheese murgered

by My nan got yeetted January 28, 2019

cheese grater

an ultimate wedgie when wearing a thong.

seriously guys, my underwears like a cheese grater

by fewfbpewa November 30, 2009

Cheese Defense

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

by timmy gruich January 18, 2009

eat cheese on

to talk bad about,to dis, to run down

I told her not to eat cheese on me at the bar anymore.

by shoon August 22, 2006

Cheese Log

A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.

We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.

My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.

by ShitDong December 4, 2018

Cheese-Grate

(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.

I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!

Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!

by Figgletree_44 October 20, 2014

Grilled Cheese

An old woman's vagina

Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

by TheMasterOfBates January 29, 2014