by cockassuer April 15, 2023
Get the Funnel Cake Sundaemug. 
Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
Get the Chocolate cakemug. by Slayrodt July 30, 2018
Get the cheese cake cupmug. Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)
Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 1, 2018
Get the Cake Loremug. When a girl only FaceTimes in the dark at a high angle to hide the fact that they’re fat and or ugly
Friend: what are you doing
Girl: I’m caking this guy so he buys me a new iPhone
Friend: that’s a lot for your ugly ass to ask for
Girl: I’m caking this guy so he buys me a new iPhone
Friend: that’s a lot for your ugly ass to ask for
by Giraffes May 30, 2018
Get the Cakingmug. When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
Get the Florida Canal Cakemug.