ugly cake

When you fuck someone that wears too much makeup and you are forced to remember her by the makeup of cake build up on your pillow.

"Dude, you got to stop fucking those chicks. I see the ugly cake on your pillow every weekend."

by Wet Mango December 13, 2018

There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship

There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma

by Chaoticbasementchild October 11, 2020

limor cake

A notorious dessert that borders on the excessive, known for its overwhelming assembly of sugary components. This cake is not for the faint of heart; it is a dense, chaotic concoction crammed with an array of sweets such as marshmallows, gummy worms, Oreos, and an excessive layering of icing and rainbow sprinkles. The Limor Cake is the antithesis of subtlety, often eliciting a mix of fascination and revulsion with its garish display of confectionery overload. It serves as a jarring testament to culinary extravagance gone awry, typically reserved for those daring enough to challenge their palate and sugar tolerance in equal measure

Person A: "What was that cake called again, the one at the party last night?"
Person B: "Limor Cake. Why?"
Person A: "Steve... he tried it. He joked about it being his last meal because of all the sugar."
Person B: "Oh no, don't tell me..."
Person A: "Yes, it's just like you think. A piece of cake, a laugh, and then... his heart. I still can't wrap my head around it."

by memedoctor3000 March 27, 2024

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 03, 2013

Cake Scraper

Used to define a spatula that you would you to scrape cake batter off of the side of a bowl. It is bendable, and can gets the sides well to get all of the batter out.

Can you pass me that cake scraper.

by TurquoiseDragon January 16, 2024

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 28, 2024

Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.

Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.

by Zi7ar21 May 08, 2024