Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.

by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010

high off the moment

when someone is having the time of their life, and act high key drunk, but they're not high off of drugs or anything. No, they're high off the moment.

"OMG is that Chanel drinking her third bottle of coca-cola?"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"

by HighOffYourMom September 30, 2021

Thursday Moment

A happy great or romantic moment, used to confuse people who don’t deserve context.

That’s a Thursday moment

by TSK007 March 24, 2023

A "Joakim" Moment

The moment you think you have come up with a great idea to solve an "important" problem, this idea actually ruins everything.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.

The moment somebody comes up an idea to put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is considered A "Joakim" Moment

by 3FAS April 24, 2025

Bruh moment

Two guys rubbing their penises together

“I had a huge bruh moment last night with my pal”

by Jonah_LT06 August 14, 2021

waker moment

An extreme variant of a coomer moment.

"You just had a waker moment after looking at that anime girl."

by ichugnugs November 30, 2021

Hunter Moment

When an individual named Hunter has a dumbass moment of not understanding or hearing someone.

Amy didn’t hear me when I was talking right next to her, she had a “Hunter Moment”.

by Narcolepsy April 7, 2025