Claus. P. Volder

He's basically god in human version, and have a brain inside his brain and he like horse and is the coolest motherfucker to ever grace earth zues think he's strong, Albert Einstein thinks he's better at math

i killed my father because Claus. p. Volder offered to be mine

by Shooter_Gay June 18, 2020

r!p#6666

r!p#6666 is the realest rich nigga on discord.com

I want to become just like r!p#6666!

by r!p#6666 July 25, 2022

Big P

Pornography. Plain and simple.

Skine: Hey cooper did you have a wank last night?
Cooper: maybe...
Skine: any big p?
Cooper: oh yep
Skine: large ones

by TopLev0121 April 22, 2023

Pushing P

Pushing Positivity

He was pushing positivity to the group

by Tricky_Preference November 29, 2023

John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Pushing P

When Pushing P, you’re gathering or moving cash.

P or P’s is an abbreviation for “Penny” or “Pennies”, and is widely used in UK rap.

Hey bro, you got any p?

Nah bro, I’ll get p’s later on today.

You need to be pushing p’s!

by Scroundreljackson February 3, 2022

P

nickname for Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush

P saved The Alamo from being sold privately.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018