cat-shaming

Posting a photo of your fat cat on a social media forum to shame it into eating less crunchies.

After cat-shaming Mittens on Facebook, our monthly bill for cat food has dropped 40%.

by catmanpu January 3, 2014

cold cat

When you nut on a girl and she gets a cold but she still want more

Damn bro, molly I gave all I had, but she still wanted a cold cat

by 49;4445 April 17, 2017

Phantom cat

Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.

You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.

by Anonymous Model December 31, 2009

Cat Velociraptor

A cute fuzzy feline looking Dinosaur that closely resembles a Velociraptor. This rare animal is very speedy, but easily distracted. Has a very distinct laugh that can only be compared to a young girl.

That Cat Velociraptor just ate my arm....but its so cute!

by Therera November 12, 2009

Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.

Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.

by J Mit March 23, 2005

Cat Ears Girl

Some weird chick in Boston who wears kitty cat ears all the time. She has a buncha different kinds.

cat ears girl always wears kitty ears. no one knows why.

by Russtee August 4, 2008

Vampire Cats

A cats that is inslaved by mr. waters and turned into VKAMPIRESSSSW

tomatoese

by AMX February 1, 2003