The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
Get the Douche Nozzle mug.1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.
2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.
2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.
I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.
by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021
Get the Blue Douche mug.A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.
You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.
by turbododge April 11, 2010
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by jpw805 December 13, 2020
Get the left handed douche flute mug.A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015
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by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017
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