Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 04, 2020

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spiral suck

When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.

"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"

by sdcfvbghnjmnhbgfvdcdvfbgnhm November 16, 2016

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suck a dick fred

It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass

Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....

by goat your friend January 30, 2016

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Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

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Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 07, 2021

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