Earl daddy

Hot sexy better than Chinese emo daddy

Wow look at earl daddy

by EarlisLIT July 05, 2018

plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.

Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!

by Step mom Salad November 25, 2021

Daddy Dey

Coolest guy! He is smooth and a douchebag.. He is genuinely nice but comes across as a fuckboy. He does Karaoke on cheesy songs from late 90s & early 2000s & shows off his underwear to strangers when they play daddy cool song in a party

He doesn't know what to say but hey He is daddy dey

by skulltrip_007 November 22, 2021

Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

daddy buns

A man whose dance moves can turn the most straight man gay. He himself is like a dad to all and is widely respected and loved but always knows how to throw it back when the time is right

Damn, daddy buns look in good over there 😎

by Ddbns December 12, 2017

stanky leg poop daddy

A pooper who yells allah akbar before nutting in your mom

We need to help my friend before he becomes a stanky leg poop daddy

by Pooo daddy420 August 31, 2019

Daddy Roller

The Big Daddy of all the Sousaphone. The crank master, the blat daddy of all the tubas. The back up section with a loud and strong voice.

Hey Daddy Roller what notes are we cranking?

Daddy Roller is scary when he yells.

by Cashyy.Johnny115 September 13, 2019