5 second rule

when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that

oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place

by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005

Rule 180

If you have had a premonition of your life ending and that premonition is coming true save yourself a hour and a half and just die

Dude#1: I SEEN IT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE GET ME OFF THIS PLANE

Dude#2:Seriously dude?...Rule 180

by lolkin September 6, 2011

rule 404

A pornographic, antonymous pun on "Error 404". It suggests, much unlike Error 404, that if you can think of it, that there is porn for it.

Person 1: Dude, wtf. Why would you even think of a santa-midget toe-fucking a hippo with his tounge?

Person 2: I didn't think of it... it already exists; Rule 404.

by its been emotional October 9, 2011

Rule 16

Rule 16 states that "No boner shall go flaccid without proper ejaculation." This means that a boner must reach ejaculation by means of vaginal, oral, anal sex or by masturbation before it is aloud to return to a flaccid state. Rule 16 applies at anytime of day, in any location or situation. Unorthodox methods of ejaculation are encouraged.

Mike: Jon has a boner! I see it in his sweat pants!

Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)

by truman1432 July 27, 2012

Rule of thumb

Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.

As a rule of thumb, Samira thought her father was somewhat unpredictable.

by Achmed1977 April 24, 2009

Runescape

A.K.A Poor's man WOW (World of Whitchcraft or is it Warcraft, IDK)
Highly addictive game that eventually devours one's soul. People's lives get destroyed. Very dangerous. Stay away from it kids. And the graphics aren't that good anyways.

Geezz, look @ Peter, he plays Runescape 24/7 and he has been trying to complete Grade 12 for 3 years now. lol.

by Who are you, Fuck you? May 12, 2009

Rule #678

Anything that exists will become P A N C A K E. No exceptions. Your school? Pancake. Your Pet? Pancake. Your mom? Hella pancake. Candice? …

“Ayo you heard of Rule #678?”

“Yeah Emily made a pancake of me lmao”

by LegiterallyConstant June 14, 2021