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love one out

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.
Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.
by Dougedatamazingdog June 7, 2018
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one train ops

when a parks operators choose to only run one train operations on a rollercoaster, drastically hurting capacity.
The bane of all Thoosies existence
Shit man, they’re seriously running one train ops on a B&M? That’s bullshit.
by callmescoutt April 29, 2023
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One Night in Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world

In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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Rub one out

Rub one out meaning literally what it means, a women/girl rubbing their clit/fingering vagina until orgasm. A girl flicking the bean meaning rubbing her clit until she explodes her load.
She was looking at a man’s naked magazine she got so horny she had to rub one out
by Gordon is here hahahahha September 11, 2022
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He is one hp

When you play Fortnite and your enemy killed you, you should tell to your teammate “He is one hp” (one hp ≈ 1-200 hp). If your mate won’t kill him you should say I fucked your mother, you are fucking noob
Oh no! He is one hp, kill him!
by LVmk10 December 6, 2021
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One star review

A negative review you would give a game like gangster nation
Yeah gangster nation is so shit that I gave it a one star review the only reason I have stuck around is because jango he’s the best player on gn
by Jango jango jango January 19, 2021
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Siera the chosen one

Her personality is great, extremely confident, mesmerizing. Just bein around her is magical. Idk what it is about her. she is fun. she stays loyal to her close friends. shes not a friend-whore looking to gain everyone's friendship like most people
Words can decribe how incredible siera the chosen one is
by OfficialLegend March 1, 2021
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