monkey rotation

When you get fucked by the order of shit. Typically when smoking if get stuck sucking on a nasty roach, or you get the end of a sweet pack bol pack. Could be in sports or popcorn reading.

PP: Shit Pat you just got the monkey rotation don't hate on me for it.

Evan: Yea that hit had skank written all over it...Nmph!

by KillACommyForMommy April 15, 2005

bizz monkey

Attempting to beat box, but apparently not good at all.

Yo quit beat boxing, you ain't fucking bizz monkey!

by Toddster December 13, 2006

Tape monkey

MR2 is the new tpe monkey(an ATL) and has replaced Miguel.

Miguel, what are you going to do during the day now that you are no longer a tape monkey?

by IT Boss December 31, 2008

Monkey-Faced

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.

i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.

by Alec Triction January 23, 2008

The Monkey's Nose

The unshaven female genitalia

1
John knew he wouldn't get laid this weekend as the monkey's nose was bleeding.

2
"How about I give you a blow job instead?" she said. He knew at the point that the monkey's nose was bleeding.

by Dublinhead January 14, 2008

monkey fisted

to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms.

jeff: did you see him k.o that dude?
moe: that monkey fisted bitch didn't even need gloves.

by c-ribb December 30, 2007

Monkey Botherer

One who is inclined to chase members of the opposite sex which, to everyone else, resemble primates.

I can't believe you actually slept with her - Are you some kind of Monkey Botherer?

by Stumpy-d March 8, 2009