Mexican Weedwacker

When you put anal beads in an uncleaned anus resulting in them being covered in feces, then use them to whip a male's penis like a weedwacker.

I gave my kinky boyfriend a Mexican Weedwacker last night.

by Braphog Lover May 4, 2025

Mexican posse

Sureño we putting down in the mil 414 $outh$ide

Fuckk Latin queen fuckk41, they all brokke can’t kkeep up with us la eme rifa puro MP 13 fuckk da rest free the Hom13’s

Fuckk dem levas fuckk dem Rata’s

Mexican posse trece
Sureños

by anonymous March 7, 2024

Ol Mexican hot finger

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected

Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!

by purejoemomma April 18, 2018

Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.

“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”

by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021

Mexican Stopoff

When two cars stop at an intersection at the same time and each tries to be the nice one to allow the other to go first.

Larry's sweet Aunt Betty was driving him to school and when they stopped at the stop sign near his house, he knew he'd entered a Mexican Stopoff when Betty saw her friend from the knitting circle stopped on the cross street.

by thetexian June 27, 2024

mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.

Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.

by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019