Fonteneau's law

A bi girl will date a gamer boy

"Did you hear she's dating that guy Jacob"
"No surprise, she's bi and he plays videogames. That's Fonteneau's law"

by maskmakesurbandictionary January 23, 2021

Third law of Thugonomics

The third law of thugonamics states: the one who sent the cheeked up pineapple is trying to cover up the fact that he lied

OJ Simpson proceeds to send a dancing pineapple with a big butt after the glove doesn’t fit. This is an example of the Third Law of Thugonomics

by Nike Toon October 19, 2025

The Tamr Law

The thesis stating that one obvious and preventable death is fated to happen before any obvious solutions, changes or reforms are enacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates when playing hockey and the introduction of neck guards to the sport.

Person 1: "Hey, do you remember that shaky pipe at the bottom of the apartment building that the landlord never fixed?"

Person 2: "Yeah! What about it?

Person 1: "Well, it finally busted and the valve domed someone on the head and killed him! And after that, of course NOW the landlord decides to fix it!"

Person 2: "How preventable. The Tamr Law takes another..."

by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024

Swagcasters law

A Trap is not gay until you know it is a Trap. If you learn the Trap was a Trap afterwords it is not gay unless you do it again or desire to do it again

John: Dude that girl I fucked was actually a Trap does that make me gay?

Jake: Nah bro remember Swagcasters law, it’s not gay if you don’t know

by Colonal_Sanders November 27, 2018

stepgrandson-in-law

Stepgrandchild's husband.

stepgrandson-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

pibling-in-law

1- Pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's pibling.

pibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

nephew-in-law

1- Niece's husband.
2- Spouse's nephew.

My nephew-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021