Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020

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co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's sibling's spouse.

co-sibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

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warmongler law

The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.

Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law

by warmongler December 21, 2023

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modusty laws

"Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.

I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.

by QuacksO November 11, 2024

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