Bean

An offensive term used to describe someone with social difficulties, or someone who is just fucking stupid. A bean is someone who acts like, or can be compared to Mr Bean. A bean is usually a neek too.

Bean: "I like playing world of warcraft, its better than Fortnite"
Twat: "You is such a bean fam, go talk to a girl for once in your life"

by baxboi July 31, 2018

Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018

shooting my beans

What a man shouts out when they cum

*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"

by Cummie pooh August 2, 2018

Sheen bean

A loser.

Sheen bean makes loser remarks.

by Brewster August 15, 2018

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

To-bean

To-bean is generally a BTEC chav snail. Often hanging around or in McDonald's pinging. To-bean also generally try to fling with the clapped of the clapped. However To-bean is not your normal pinger, They are quite like a BTEC hobbit on xans

To-bean has a smelly haircut

by Mearsy August 20, 2018

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019