dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

dirty spaghetti

When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.

That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!

by Mr California November 3, 2013

dirty vai

When you are talking to someone and they start to annoy you so you drop a 500 pound shelf on them

Friend 1: how are you?

Friend 2: I am so much better at everything than you!

Friend 1: I’m about to dirty vai you.

by Daddyfrogman April 16, 2020

Dirty Briam

When a guy fucks extremely rough and causes the female to have an epileptic seizure from the intense orgasms

I fucked my girl so good I caused a Dirty Briam

by Naughtybabes June 7, 2020

dirty terha

The act of giving someone a rat infested bag of Doritos and then pulling out her massive dong to slap everyone in public, and after being caught by the police, procedes to spin the dong in a helicopter motion to fly away

Holy wow Blake, did you see that person commit a Dirty Terha????

by HelicopterMale467 September 7, 2021

Dirty Augustus

When you cook for someone and they get so aroused, that you fuck them long dick style

Joe cooked such a great meal, that he ended up doing a Dirty Augustus

by Plat23 April 2, 2020

Dirty Cortes

When you put your finger up your own butthole and then put it in your own mouth. Then after you lick the butthole essence of your finger, you lick someone’s ice cream cone.

My ice cream cone tastes funny; I think Ronaldo gave me the old Dirty Cortes.

by Cheeks Clapperton June 6, 2020