Weak cunt

Someone who can't make a decision; either in support of you or someone else. Will whinge and complain in the back end but won't stand up or voice their opinions or views at the front end.

They will never have your back in a verbal or physical stouch and likely to be first out the door when it kicks off.

"He had a chance to speak up and say what was on his mind in that meeting the weak cunt."

"What is it with that weak cunt sneaking off like that?"

by Kombis1976 July 31, 2018

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Cunt Smasher

A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.

Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy

After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.

by Imperial Meatballs July 31, 2018

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offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018

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Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

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