father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 6, 2021

Chili bean

A really retarded person.

Christian Gillette is a chili bean.

by Pussy69Slayer May 5, 2022

moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"

by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.

Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.

by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

No bean

Not good, just not good.

Pickles are no bean man.

by Nobeanmachine July 22, 2020