Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
Get the confectionary distributor of the anal varietymug. The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
Get the anal molemug. Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.
Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.
by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024
Get the Being anal about itmug. by Anal crisp May 3, 2017
Get the anal crispmug. by Mrdarkside101 January 7, 2023
Get the Analmug. When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.
I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.
by GAOpticsGuru June 7, 2023
Get the Anal Andrewmug. 