True Anal

True Anal is a genre of porn when a man has anal sex with a woman and then puts his penis inside another woman’s mouth and repeat until climax

Man: Let’s have sex
Woman 1: Let’s do True Anal
Woman 2: It is great
Man: How does it work
Woman 1: Put your penis inside my poop hole
Woman 2: Then in my mouth
Man: Okay
Woman 1: OH YES! HARDER!
Woman 2: Finally, now let me suck your penis
Goes on a porn site

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

Ifly Anal Inflator

The ifly anal inflator is an innovative rectal pleasure maneuver that was first practiced by a man that goes by the name Parker T from Battleground Washington. To exercise the maneuver properly, the user must boost to the top of the indoor sky diving wind runner, drop their drawers, spread their cheeks, and inflate their rectal cavity through the high pressure airflow.

Instructor: “hey Parker, put you pants back on and get back down here. The ifly anal inflator is prohibited at this location.”

by Bobdooker June 26, 2023

anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

anal

anal feels good

mhm grass loves anal, give him anal. now.

by grassmilk June 11, 2024

Anal glance

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink

Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there

by slimeandsoakem June 12, 2024

anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.

Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".

by QuacksO June 15, 2024