1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
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