im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.

"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"

by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013

The Sacramento Kings Will Win The NBA Finals

This phrase is something no serious basketball fan has ever said.

Jimmy: You know what, I really think the Sacramento Kings will win the NBA finals this year.
Victor: You are such an idiot for saying that.

by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 26, 2022

J'Kalen Holman [Yung King Prince]

A Young Gentleman Born In The East Washington D.C. And Raised In The South. He Is Too Smart For Most People To Comprehend And Much More Handsome Than What You Would Think. He Is Capable Of Snatchin' Yo Woman And Any Other Woman With The Least Amount Of Effort And He Is Capable Of Making People Rotfltao. He's Country At Heart With A Very Sensible State Of Mind. He Calls It Like He See And Dgaf If You Like It Or Not. Overall He's The 3rd Greatest Man In The History Of Niggadom. (God, And Jesus Are 1st And 2nd). He Has BIG Dreams Of Becoming Famous With TeamSwagSwag And Amazing As He Sounds. Sorry Ladies. He's Taken.

J'Kalen Holman Yung King Prince Is Too Good For You.

by YungKingPrince August 23, 2011

wo-wee-oh-ee-o-king

extended word of the town woking. said to anyone who comes from woking, which is full of posh people who think they are better than everyone else. another word which has the same meaning is woooooooking.

yeh but luke your from wo-wee-oh-ee-o-king

by gingerbaz November 9, 2006

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

When you come at the king, you best not miss.

One of Omar Little's best lines. He's the king of West-Baltimore and warns his enemies that they only have one shot or else they're gone.

When you come at the king, you best not miss.

by Omar's Shotgun June 29, 2017

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007