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Swamp Pussy

A vagina which has accumulated naturally occurring fungus and/or mold due to the woman's inability to properly cleanse herself in that region.
Male A: so did you and Sammy fuck?
Male B: No dude, I swear she may be hot as fuck but she has a bad case of swamp pussy!
by DapperGent July 19, 2018
mugGet the Swamp Pussymug.

Dry pussy

"Stop being such a dry pussy"
by JamlessB June 20, 2017
mugGet the Dry pussymug.

smoke pussy

Smug people who delight in scolding smokers even when a good distance apart.
Smoke pussy: "Hey, you! Move someplace else with that smoke."

Smoker: "Dude. We're outdoors and 50 feet apart. Don't be such a smoke pussy."
by CTYanker February 12, 2014
mugGet the smoke pussymug.

Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.
*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.
by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010
mugGet the Pussy Pausemug.

pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009
mugGet the pussy spidermug.

pussy cushions

Don't touch my PUSSY CUSHIONS~!
by T-Dirrrty ™ October 16, 2008
mugGet the pussy cushionsmug.

Rabid Pussy

When a woman douches with vinegar and a man coats his penis in baking soda and they have sex and cum together it foams and shoots the man out as in the likeness of a rocket.
Jamiqua, after I douched with vinegar, Boar stuck his baking soda dipped penis in me and it foamed my pussy like a rocket! I called him the rabid pussy!He should try it!
by DBJM July 28, 2010
mugGet the Rabid Pussymug.

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