divine moment

Divine moment

A divine moment is a situation where someone:

1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.

These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.

Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.

Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..

Witness: Divine moment lol

by d1v1ne May 26, 2024

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

Alice moment

something so silly and backwards it has to be called out

Alice: i was chopping wood with a pickaxe and mining stone with an axe
Me: alice moment

by neVandCookies June 14, 2023

SSH Moment

Having a Sad,Stoned & Horny day

Rizzo was queen of the SSH Moment.

by Libbyskidge2010 September 15, 2022

Della Moment

When you tell a joke and no one laughs/no one thinks it’s funny. Usually called out after a bad joke is told or someone says something meant to be funny and it simply does not land.

“Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” “…Della Moment”

by dpm14 February 19, 2025

Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014

Ochagaru moment

When some dumb ass shit happens

That's an ochagaru moment.

by Viyar February 9, 2022