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Simp

If your only being nice cause you wanna lay the pipe your POg I mean a simp
Simon Go simp!
by ÔwÔ January 28, 2021
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Needy vs. Simp

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.
Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.
by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021
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giga simping

The act of being a giga simp, which is a simp above all simps, who simps all women... and even traps. It's a really creepy act not liked by the women simped on.
Person A (to woman A): Hi, with lots of hearts
Woman A *message not seen, keeps chatting*
Person A: Hey, you didn't say hi to me :pout:
Woman A *creeped out*
Person A: SAY HI TO ME, I SAID HI... WITH HEARTS
Person B: Smh man's giga simping again
by Friedrich der giga simp January 29, 2021
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Simp

"Oh my god she said my name"
"What a fucking Simp that guy is"
by QuickGiveThisManMouthToPenis January 29, 2021
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Simp

A man/women who pretends to have similarities with a person of interest just to raise the chances of getting in their pants
Ryan: sorry I couldn’t play COD man, I took Alya to the planetarium

Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp
by SimpH8er January 29, 2021
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Simp

A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.

Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.

Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.

(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021
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Simp

people who make urban dictionary definitions on girl's names
Dude 1: "Hey dude have you seen that post on 'brooke'?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"
by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021
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