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Simp

Basically someone who really really really likes you for no apparent reason whatsoever unless they tell you that reason. Or someone who is always flirting with you, hangs out with you often, or always is around you all the time. Especially if they are dating or crushing on you if they've known for you a while.
A: Bro, there's this girl I like. Like...a lot and I don't even know why. I always like hanging out with her, and she flirts with me a lot, man.

B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.

A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.

B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
by spongebobmeltedpopsickle May 10, 2022
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by feitvn November 11, 2020
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A man who betrays his own friends to get a mediocre puss. He is such in a need for sex that he is willing to sacrifice his own life. Commonly associated with the name Alexandre.
- Damn, did u hear that Alexandre slept with his bestfriend’s ex?

- NO WAY, WHAT A SIMP!
by Jiraya sensei May 21, 2020
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The real definition of the word simp before it was hijacked by the unintelligent during the great pandemic of 2020.

Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Internet-based simp: John's a simp, he likes Jessica.

Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.
by LocAsian August 9, 2020
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When a guy makes any excuse to make a girl seem correct in a situation she is not . If searched in the dictionary a picture of a man named Will should be there.
Jada cheats on a guy named Will
Will responds "These things are expected in a marriage to help us grow"

Me "Will is such a simp!!"
by botdan64 July 18, 2020
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A 'Person' typically a male, who becomes obsessively affectionate, kind or devoted to a certain person who does not reciprocate the same feeling as what he or she has for them, usually giving unrealistic amount of compliments, gifts, and special treatments, etc. And does not get anything in return for what he or she has done. Not even a 'Date.

("Note; that the word 'Simp' is a shortened form of the word 'Simpleton' meaning; 'Foolish' or 'Gullible'")

See phrase example below:
He has fallen for a trap of his own! Why wouldn't he stop being nice to that girl that he has no chance of getting for, He's such a "Simp" the girl that he romanticizes doesn't even show any signs of interest on him.
by topsyturvey August 16, 2022
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S - Squirrels
I - In
M - My
P - Pants
Simp
S-I-M-P

S to the I to the M to the P

then maybe you can be movin like meeee

step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels
Squirrels
by alissaisacrackhead March 20, 2020
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