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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
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*rolls eyes*

Basically. . .

I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians
by abc.Lmnop July 13, 2019
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night roll

A meteorological phenomena where the setting sun in the east creates an increasingly darker sky in the west due to the spherical shape and rotation of the earth.
That’s not a storm on the horizon It’s just the night rolling in.
by N D Tyson March 30, 2024
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loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.
Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.
by Telephony2 August 1, 2023
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night roll

A meteorological colloquialism referring to the phenomena created in the Eastern sky during dusk. As the sun sets on the Western horizon , the Eastern horizon becomes increasingly darker due to the curvature of the earth.
Hey man , it’s not raining over there, it’s just the night rolling in.
by N D Tyson March 27, 2024
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Dream Roll

A joint that contains various legal herbs, wrapped in pink paper. The best euphoric feeling ever and the closest to heaven you will ever get. One of the most ancient drugs civilizations used to get high.
Jeremiah: I’m trying to score Dream Rolls for the party tonight
Molly : Hell yeah! Best shit ever! Ancient party drug!! Woo Woo
by dankdawg July 14, 2020
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