smelly poop mop

A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.

If it wasn't for her smelly poop Mop, I could have given her and Dirty Rodriguez

by Hugh Jayniss October 10, 2016

Let me poop on it

1. When a difficult decision, that may or may not be important reveals it self, and is abruptly followed by the sudden urge to poop.

2. Your unsure about something or have have run out of ideas, and subsequently take a poop to resolve the dilemma.

"Where do you want to go for dinner?"

"I'm not sure, let me poop on it."

"Hows the Johnson account going?"

"Not well, I should poop on it."

by jickers October 30, 2011

No Poop July

An uninteresting, nonexistant internet meme. It revolves around no pooping in The Whole Month of July.

Person 1: Fuck, I'm gonna fail No Poop July, I feel it.
Person 2: Yea, you look like ya wanna shit real bad.
Person 1: *goes to bathroom and poops*
Person 2: Good Game.

by *prrr* July 8, 2020

muslim poop charades

When a guy is goin down on a girl, the girl takes a nice, juicy shit in his face, laughs, and says, "Eat that muslim shit, bitch!"

My favorite type of charades are muslim poop charades.

by LauraJ1245 September 28, 2008

gine my poop

The act of storing the fecal matter in a woman's vagina via the act of poopagina

I had to take a dump but then my girlfriend didn't want me to leave her alone. So i was like "gine my poop, baby, just gine my poop!"

by angelrod January 18, 2007

poop dick mountain

the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.

i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain

by the shanz November 29, 2007

Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...

"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."

by Del Rio WI October 16, 2008