The Canada Law

The theory that if no one gave a shit about something, it couldn't have existed in the first place.

"Well according to 'The Canada Law', Lil' Jimmy wasn't actually stabbed. No one gave a single fuck about him."

by ultra June 6, 2012

uncle-in-law

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Flexington Law

When your credit repair knowledge is so on point that you feel the need to flex everytime you answer a question about it.

“I don’t mean to brag, but at this point I’m thinking about starting up my own company called Flexington Law Firm.”

by JRdanbury July 28, 2018

Wren's Law

The idea that if any interaction on the internet is given enough time, it will devolve into a conversation about Ronald Reagan.

Person A: "I don't like chocolate ice cream!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."

Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"

by a3u January 15, 2024

Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024

Goober x Law

When two people dickride eachother

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..

by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024

Eric's Law

Putting law after something doesn't make it any more legitimate.

Murphy's law is a prime example of Eric's law.

by Menthro May 5, 2023