offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018

Snakey Cunt

Someone who stab you in the back to get revenge and just a cunty piece of shit

Lara is a snakey cunt

by BigNiggaJulio August 17, 2018

Crater Cunt

A cunt that feels like it could swallow you whole

Hey bro, look at that crater cunt so big i could make a tunnel

by CrazyGirl1991 August 20, 2018

Cunt punt

When you aggressively kick a girl in the vagina simply for being a cunt.

Yo tasia is such a bitch. I am going to cunt punt her.

by Beia69 January 26, 2019

cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019