Chicken Bone Laugh

“A somewhat forced, darty laugh accentuated for reasons unknown with a throaty sound resembling the sound of someone choking on a chicken bone.”

"Man they was dyin'! It was so damn funny. Chris was laughin' so much he broke all up into the Chicken Bone Laugh!"

by Smellman February 5, 2009

Or-boning

Refers to the logical or operation, where if either variable is a 1, the result is 1. In other words, if either person wants to bone, regardless of the other's wishes, boning will commence. This is similar to Xor boning, except Xor boning is strictly rape while Or-boning can be consentual.

It's not rape, it's Or-boning!

by Arquill March 1, 2009

anti-boner explodaphopia

When you expect to see something totally awesome that will result in you getting an instant boner but instead see something extremely revolting. At the instant you see the revolting material your boner explodes! This horrible affliction affects tens of people a year.

Anti-boner explodaphopia is like when some one tells you Pamela Anderson is behind you naked dildoing herself and calling your name and then you turn around as your getting a boner and see your grandmother naked shitting on a plate looking right into your eyes giving you two thumbs up and smiling.

by JustARadfordKid May 22, 2009

Watermelon Bones

The peelings that are left over when you eat watermelon slices.

"Put those watermelon bones in the compost!"

by The Real Slim Brady August 10, 2009

Tiger Bonin'

The act of having sexual intercourse while on ambien.

Term made popular by Tiger Woods and mistress Rachel Utichel, who allegedly had ambien-fueled intercourse sessions while on ambien.

"Do you have any ambien? I'm totally down for tiger bonin'."

by hizzlepizzle December 5, 2009

Danger Boner

A byproduct of being in perilous circumstances and also being kinda turned on by said fact.

Dude, I just swam with a tiger shark and, damn, I got a huge danger boner.

by dangerbonerking August 28, 2010

Jean Boner

You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.

"Dude look at Susy's crotch"

"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"

by In.The.AM October 17, 2012